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Hey there.
I'm no lawyer. I'm just a dude. I hate legal-ese as much as anyone, but we're living in a crazy world and it just sort of felt right to be sure to include Shopify's standard disclaimer language to afford us all whatever protections we ought to be afforded.
If this STONEFISHER endeavor of mine actually takes off and I can afford to ask a laywer to draft some safe, fair, and sensible language to replace the mind-numbing defacto blah blah below, I will. Until then, it's cookie cutter!